Unplugged Keyboard

Typing on an unplugged keyboard. It’s oddly nice. I can type whatever I want. Watching letters go straight to the void. Typos don’t matter. I’m the only one who knew they existed. Or did they exist in the first place? What’s the point of function keys? I would at least want the enter key. Punctuation? Unnecessary. Spelling? A minor formality. Common writing advice is to write a huge first draft and edit later. I don’t know about you, but I have a threshold of what makes it even in the first draft. The unplugged keyboard is where all those ideas go. And who knows, maybe I can catch some gems in the flow to oblivion.